The Procession to Calvary

Rating Summary

Based on 15 critic reviews
Strong Man

OpenCritic Rating

79

Top Critic Average

93%

Critics Recommend

Based on 15 critic reviews
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8.5 / 10.0
Jul 31, 2021

If you have played Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary is mandatory. But even if you have not played Richardson's previous game, this one is worth every minute of the roughly four hours you will need to finish it. It does not care if it offends, as long as it entertains.

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7 / 10
May 8, 2020

The Procession to Calvary is very rude, very silly, and a whole lot of fun if taken as it is intended. Much like the Monty Python sketches that have influenced it, it walks the thin line between humour and heresy, but as long you don't mind a bit of irreverent blasphemy mixed in with your silliness, there is a great evening of fun to be had within. You don't even need to have spent 10 years getting a PhD to enjoy it…

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Unscored
Apr 14, 2020

The Procession To Calvary is better than Monty Python, because it’s probably more consistent and, perhaps surprisingly for the content, less surreal. But your mileage, as they say, may vary.

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8 / 10
Jul 7, 2021

Simply put, The Procession to Calvary is a great little game.

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8.3 / 10.0
Apr 22, 2020

The Procession to Calvary is a blasphemous, cinical and rad point&click adventure set inside a collage of Renaissance paintings. Brilliant dialogues and gorgeous animations are the perfect frame for Joe Richardson's dark humor and his funny homages to the Monty Python.

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83 / 100
Apr 25, 2020

If you played the first game, The Procession to Calvary will feel very familiar. In fact, it is so similar in look and gameplay that it felt to me like a seamless continuation.

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7 / 10
Jul 25, 2021

Ultimately, The Procession To Calvary is one of the most amusing and unique video games we've played in some time on Switch, and if you're a fan of the genre, then it's absolutely worth your time.

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79%
May 6, 2020

Suited for those with a sense of humor who enjoy the idea of poking fun at just about anyone on a pedestal.

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8 / 10
Apr 23, 2020

Although sometimes frustrating and obtuse, The Procession to Calvary is a surreal and uniquely funny game well worth the pocket change you'll spend on it.

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7.8 / 10.0
Apr 22, 2020

The Procession to Calvary is an intense, fun and bizzarre point-and-click adventure crafted with love.

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